GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING BLACK FRIDAY

“Black Friday, when people trample over each other just to save a few bucks. The ultimate display of human intelligence.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.” – Unknown

“The only thing getting trampled on Black Friday are people’s souls.” – Unknown

“Black Friday is a reminder that people will fight over anything, even material possessions.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: The day people trample others for things they don’t need, with money they don’t have, to impress people they don’t like.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: Because nothing says ‘thankful’ like getting in line at 3 am to buy a flat-screen TV.” – Unknown

“Black Friday is the day when we all lose faith in humanity and our fellow shoppers.” – Unknown

“I don’t participate in Black Friday. I prefer not to get trampled on for a discounted toaster oven.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: The one day a year where we realize that people will do just about anything for a good deal.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: When the mall turns into ‘The Hunger Games’ and the only thing standing between you and a new blender is a 12-year-old with a shopping cart.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: The day we abandon all reason in the pursuit of a bargain.” – Unknown ROMANTIC GOOD MORNING TEXT FOR BOYFRIEND

“Black Friday: The day when people suddenly remember how to run.” – Unknown

“Black Friday is the perfect time to buy things you don’t need with money you don’t have.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: A day when people sleep in tents and fight over electronics like a pack of wolves.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: The one day a year when parents teach their children how to push, shove, and scream to get what they want.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: The day when the pursuit of material possessions reaches a fever pitch, and common sense goes out the window.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: The day when people realize that they can’t afford the things they don’t need, so they go out and buy them anyway.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: The day when stores can turn a profit by selling merchandise at a loss, and people can show how much they love their families by elbowing strangers in the face.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: The day when people camp outside stores to buy things they can order online.” – Unknown

“Black Friday: Because the best thing to do after giving thanks for all you have is to fight tooth and nail for more.” – Unknown