GOOD MORNING FUNNY JOKES IN HINDI

“Dhup nikla hai, aasman mein jhoom rahi hain titliyan. Aapka din shubh ho, warna jhelna padega yehi gandagi sara din.”

“Gussa hai toh coffee, khushi hai toh coffee, tension hai toh coffee, aur kal se joote khayenge toh coffee ke saath ‘sorry’ bolenge.”

“Aasmaan ka rang dekho, yeh haseen nazaara hai. Subah ho gayi hai, bhaiyya chai ki chuski maaro yaara hai.”

“Ladki patane ke liye sirf good looks kaafi nahi hota, kabhi kabhi dadhi aur moosche ki bhi zarurat padti hai.”

“Subah subah chai peene se kya hota hai? Doosro ke yahan daant toot-te hai, tumhare yahan life ka tension root-te hai.”

“Office ki daud mein itna busy ho gaye, ki good morning bolne ka time nahi mila. Ab toh sirf good evening keh ke office se nikalte hai.”

“Din bhar kaam hai, raat bhar jugaad hai. Phir bhi humari life hai bad-ass!”

“Happiness ki trf badhte chalo, tension ki kabhi morhi nahi honi chahiye. Bas ek hi tension hai ki kal ka homework kiya hai ki nahi?”

“Subah subah ek kiss khushiyon bhari, do chamach sugar wali coffee ho jaye toh kya kehna.”

“Subah subah jagta hoon, chai banate hi kahin khud ko bhi naasht kar na baith jaun.”

“Naukri se thak jaate ho, tension ho rahi hai, toh le lo ek advice – dosti ka ek cup chai, aur life ki aisi ki taisi.” GOOD MORNING QUOTES TO LOVED ONES

“Jitni der office mein hote ho, usse do guna zyada comfeene ho jaati hai.”

“Chai se humein energy mil jaati hai, aur dosti se khushiyon ki barish.”

“Good morning toh banta hai boss, varna 10 minute ka late hone ka kharcha mere gusse se zyada hai.”

“Subah subah humara kaam hai chaahe hamein aur kuch naa aata ho, chai banani toh aati hai na.”

“Jo chaahe usse nahi milega, jo milega usse chaahe nahi. Isliye toh subah subah office jaate hai, job dhundhne hi toh jaate hai.”

“Jab bhi office aao, tabhi chai ki katori uthao. Tension ho gayi toh thoda shakkar bhi daalo.”

“Subah subah dekh kar mausam ki tarah, aap jaisa dost hai hamare jaisa toh is duniya mein bilkul na tha.”

“Dosti ki mamta aur chai ki pyaas, yeh do cheezein hai jinhe mehsoos karne mein koi kasar nahi rahti.”

“Doston ke bina subah kuch achha nahi lagta, lekin chai ke bina toh lagta hai jaise kuch bhi nahi hai.”