“Good morning! Rise and shine, or snooze and lose.”

“Good morning! Wishing you a day as bright and cheerful as your smile.”

“Good morning! Today is a beautiful day to start procrastinating until tomorrow.”

“Good morning! Coffee: Because adulting is hard.”

“Good morning! Let’s start the day with a cup of tea and a smile, and pretend we know what we’re doing.”

“Good morning! Another day, another chance to prove that I have no idea what I’m doing.”

“Good morning! Don’t forget to put a smile on your face, so people think you have your life together.”

“Good morning! I need two cups of coffee to function: One to wake me up, and one to calm me down.”

“Good morning! Today’s goal: Survive until bedtime.”

“Good morning! I don’t always wake up early, but when I do, I hit snooze at least five times.”

“Good morning! I’m not a morning person, so if you see me before my coffee, be afraid, very afraid.” GOOD MORNING MONDAY HAPPY WEEK

“Good morning! Don’t forget to hydrate: Coffee is not a substitute for water.”

“Good morning! I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?”

“Good morning! I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“Good morning! Can’t adult today, I need a nap.”

“Good morning! I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for important things.”

“Good morning! Life is too short to wake up with regrets, so I’m going back to bed.”

“Good morning! I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty sure it has caffeine in it.”

“Good morning! I don’t need an alarm clock anymore, I have kids.”

“Good morning! I don’t always have a good morning, but when I do, I thank the coffee gods.”