FUNNY GOOD MORNING MESSAGE HINDI FAMILY

“Namaste bade bhaiyo aur beheno, aaj hum aapko good morning ke saath comedy bhi laye hai. Ab chai piye aur hasi ke liye tayyar ho jaiye!”

“Agar aapki neend khulne ke baad aapke chehre pe muskurahat ho toh yeh mat sochiyega ki aap pyaar mein ho gaye hai. Bas hamari ye message padhne ke baad aapki pareshaniyan khatam ho gayi hai.”

“Jaagte raho, magar itni jaldi uthne ki kya zaroorat hai? Aaj bhi office mein time pe nahi jana hai na!”

“Good morning ke saath ek joke free mein. Kya aapko pata hai ki log subah ke samay zyaada coffee kyu peete hai? Kyunki agar woh beer pi jayenge toh unhe alcoholism ka shikar ho jayenge!”

“Aaj subah khaas hai, kyunki aapka pyaara sa parivaar aapke liye yeh hasi-mazak wala message lekar aaya hai. Chai pi lijiye, we’re just getting started!”

“Agar aapki nazar meri taraf hai toh aaj thand ka kya dar hai? Meri taraf se aapko good morning aur 2 extra blankets bhi mil jaye. Ab aapse koi complains ya naraazgi nahi hogi!”

“Good morning ka matlab hai ki aapka naya din shuru ho chuka hai. Magar agar aapka office boss ke chutti pe hai toh phir se sona hi theek hai!”

“Jaane kya hoga aage, abhi toh sirf good morning bolne ka hai. Magar agar aap apne ghar mein pati-patni se dar rahe hai toh aap bilkul right hai!”

“Raat ko kitne baje sona chahiye? Pata nahi. Magar agar subah alarm pe keh bhi diya jawa toh aapke liye ek joke toh mil hi jayega. Good morning!”

“Haan bhai, aapki baat toh sahi hai. Itni subah uthkar kuch karne se accha hai ki aap kuch nahi kare. Ab apna mobile uthaiye aur aapka favourite show dekhne ke liye ready ho jaiye!”

“Jaagte raho bhaiyo aur beheno kyunki aaj aapko ek aisa message milne jaa raha hai jo aapke chehre pe smile lana wala hai. Ab yeh hasi-mazak ka daily dose shuru hota hai!” GOOD MORNING HEALTH RELATED

“Good morning aapko kaise hai? Magar agar aapko hai pet dard ya saansein jyada takti hai toh aapke liye humara time waste hai!”

“Subah ke chehre pe agar chehre pe smile hai toh woh hai Aaj ki chinta aur kal ki chinta ka zorrowar asar. Bas aapka yeh morning message padhne se pareshani ka koi wajood hi nahi rahega!”

“Agar aapki aankhe dard kar rahi hai ya neend se pareshan ho toh aap ke liye hum aadhi kya yaadon ke saath ek mulethi candy bhi lekar aaye hai. Good morning!”

“Jaagte raho, par saansein bilkul nahin le. Bas aaj toh mujhe office nahi jana hai!”

“Agar aapke ghar mein alarm bajke aapko uthane wale koi nahi hai toh yeh message aapke liye hai. Good morning aur bahut-bahut shukriya humare message ko itna important banane ke liye!”

“Haan bhai, aapne sahi kaha ki hamari zindagi ka sabse bada enemy uthna hi hai. Magar agar aapke pass aaj chuti hai toh roko mat aur aur dobara so jao!”

“Life ek puzzle ki tarah hai. Chahe aapka puzzle morning routine hai ya office work, reply jarur karna hai. Good morning!”

“Subah ka suraj sabko jagata hai par hum bhi kuch jyada hi jagte hai. Aapko bhi good morning bolna hai toh please wake up!”

“Agar aapko meetha khane ka shauk hai toh aapki subah ki shuruwat ek achhi si chai ke saath kar sakte ho. Aur agar spicy khana pasand hai toh aaj mein baingan ka bharta banane wala hoon. Bas pehle aapka good morning bol loon!”