COOL FUNNY GOOD MORNING

“Rise and shine, it’s time to grind and whine!”

“Good morning sunshine! Time to break out the caffeine.”

“Good morning world! What exciting adventures await us today?”

“I don’t wake up every morning to impress you. I do it to impress myself.”

“Let’s start this day with a smile and end it with champagne.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Good morning!”

“It’s a beautiful day! Let’s go up and enjoy this world.”

“I hate waking up early, but I love getting things done. Good morning!”

“Don’t just wake up, make your dreams come true.”

“Good morning, coffee – the world’s best hug in a mug.”

“Morning coffee: the only thing that saves me from being a serial killer.” GOOD MORNING FOR CUTE FRIENDS

“A morning without coffee is like sleep.”

“Good morning, let’s get up and conquer the world.”

“Rise and shine! It’s a brand new day to mess up!”

“A brand new day to get to the other side of the bed.”

“Good morning everyone, I hope you’re as excited about this day as I am… just kidding, I need coffee.”

“I don’t wake up every day to impress you! I wake up to do the things that matter to me and make me happy!”

“Good morning! I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like… coffee.”

“Good morning! I wasn’t born to just pay bills and die. Let’s shake things up today.”

“Good morning, everyone! Let’s embrace the chaos and make something awesome happen today!”